I Want a Hamburger and a Nap
scientia-rex:

knitmeapony:

somebitchnamedeltrese:

frantzfandom:

pattyeffinmayonnaise:

makeshiftmutant:

Henry T. Sampson | Inventor of the Cellular Phone | #Morehouse Man | #MoreThanAMonth

I thank him because my iPhone is my baby

and here’s a link about him

something my history books never taught me

Every time you play Candy Crush or reblog something as a link, stop kicking yourself for one second and thank this man.

Every time you can call someone when you’re stranded in the middle of the night on a deserted road
Every time you can call the police or an ambulance when you’re miles away from a landline

scientia-rex:

knitmeapony:

somebitchnamedeltrese:

frantzfandom:

pattyeffinmayonnaise:

makeshiftmutant:

Henry T. Sampson | Inventor of the Cellular Phone | #Morehouse Man | #MoreThanAMonth

I thank him because my iPhone is my baby

and here’s a link about him

something my history books never taught me

Every time you play Candy Crush or reblog something as a link, stop kicking yourself for one second and thank this man.

Every time you can call someone when you’re stranded in the middle of the night on a deserted road

Every time you can call the police or an ambulance when you’re miles away from a landline

What would the world be like if white people cared about racial inequality even 10% as much as they cared about Game of Thrones?
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

Oddly, in that world, we probably wouldn’t have a white-ass show like Game of Thrones to measure against.

fullten:

Don’t. 
Drawn by TEN

fullten:

Don’t. 

Drawn by TEN

spongyspice:

*puts on blow by beyonce*

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"make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the….

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flavor”

Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.
People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals  (via hermioniemalfoy)

milesjai:

harrystilesstilinski:

Miles Jai saying what needs to be said.

"There was also a LGBT panel (at Playlist Live) that my friends were on. That was really fun to go to, and it was also very, um, enlightening. But the thing about having, like, an all gay cisgender white panel and calling it a "LGBT panel" even though there’s only gay white people on it isn’t really very accurate. And you know, I feel like a lot of people, even the panelists, have agreed that there should be more representation on the panel. I mean, who could they find that represent a different part of the LGBT spectrum? So yes, more represntation in the LGBT panels. Not just like, one lesbian and 4 white gay guys."

here’s to more diverse panels in the future! :)

TRYING TO PLAN EVENTS IN THE DEPARTMENT

maryhomegirl:

I’M LIKE

curvesincolor:

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars as if it were coming from a university?

adamusprime:

i’m going to write erotica for very shy people

“s-should i take my shirt off?”

“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”

“uh, do…you want me to?”

“well i mean…i dunno…”